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I know I complimented your thrift on the last story but when it comes to food porn I endorse rampant purple dionysian gluttony. I can regard an oyster with more curiosity than sneering now. You made them sound good.

THOMAS!

I'm... bivalve-curious.

I won't ask about snails. I WILL NOT

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Dang I totally meant to make that joke about Jonathan Swift, but he didn't originate the "brave man" quote, and I lost steam.

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